Solutions to World Problems (the real deal)
Solutions to World Problems by
D.L. Siluk
If I was the world leader here is what I’d do:
1) Go to Washington D.C., and get all the Obama followers, and Obama, off the Happy Pills they are using, and bring them back to reality, or, restart the stimulus program from scratch…with 830-billion happy pills, for everyone in the world. If you can’t beat them, have everyone join your clan.
2) Israel and Palestine, as Hamas and the PLO have both claimed: we will never give up, until Israel is out of the equation, I would order Israel to march the Palestinians to their beloved neighbors, such as Syria, and Egypt, and Iran, you all the ones that back them up with guns. They can buy them weapons, but how about living with them, that’s another question evidently, perhaps the wolf doesn’t like its own kind; and if I had to, I’d push them over the boarders, and let them have the problem of keeping the peace, of course in Israel, there would be peace, once you got the problem out.
3) I would stop yelping at Iran about the Nuclear issue, and give to their old enemy the nuclear bomb likewise, Iraq; next, I’d move all our troops out, and let Iran build their bomb, as Europe and the rest of the world seem to want, since they do not support an Israel, or for that matter any kind of air strike to bury them, and they think talk´-therapy will do the trick, let’s see what happens, I think there will be to big bangs, thus the problem is over.
Do the same thing with North Korea, let them build a nuke, we will most likely anyhow, and if we don’t let them, they will in secret, now give the south the big one, and Japan, and Taiwan, and let China cuddle her baby Taiwan, and see what the North has to say to the South, when everyone’s packing pistols, it’s a different story.
4) These are rough times for Alaska, an egg cost $2.00, just one, and fuel is costly, and all that kind of stuff. My recommendations are: move to the lower 48, or kill more whales, or polar bears, or pump more oil from those big reserves you folks have. There are solutions, and that should put the egg business out of business or lower the price a dollar or so. You can’t have your egg and eat it too.
5) Michael Phelps, I would have the Olympic team, stop counting on him to bring his support team to the rescue (they are leaving him also), and start raising some more pigeons, to see which one will be the easiest to groom for future Olympics. Mike is on a high, leave him be, like Brittney: you can bring a horse to water but you cannot make him drink it unless he’s thirsty: he’s got to see the light by himself, you can’t force feed him indefinitely.
The world is lucky I am not the world leader; I’d would simplify things, a bit, and the above is just a start…!
D.L. Siluk
If I was the world leader here is what I’d do:
1) Go to Washington D.C., and get all the Obama followers, and Obama, off the Happy Pills they are using, and bring them back to reality, or, restart the stimulus program from scratch…with 830-billion happy pills, for everyone in the world. If you can’t beat them, have everyone join your clan.
2) Israel and Palestine, as Hamas and the PLO have both claimed: we will never give up, until Israel is out of the equation, I would order Israel to march the Palestinians to their beloved neighbors, such as Syria, and Egypt, and Iran, you all the ones that back them up with guns. They can buy them weapons, but how about living with them, that’s another question evidently, perhaps the wolf doesn’t like its own kind; and if I had to, I’d push them over the boarders, and let them have the problem of keeping the peace, of course in Israel, there would be peace, once you got the problem out.
3) I would stop yelping at Iran about the Nuclear issue, and give to their old enemy the nuclear bomb likewise, Iraq; next, I’d move all our troops out, and let Iran build their bomb, as Europe and the rest of the world seem to want, since they do not support an Israel, or for that matter any kind of air strike to bury them, and they think talk´-therapy will do the trick, let’s see what happens, I think there will be to big bangs, thus the problem is over.
Do the same thing with North Korea, let them build a nuke, we will most likely anyhow, and if we don’t let them, they will in secret, now give the south the big one, and Japan, and Taiwan, and let China cuddle her baby Taiwan, and see what the North has to say to the South, when everyone’s packing pistols, it’s a different story.
4) These are rough times for Alaska, an egg cost $2.00, just one, and fuel is costly, and all that kind of stuff. My recommendations are: move to the lower 48, or kill more whales, or polar bears, or pump more oil from those big reserves you folks have. There are solutions, and that should put the egg business out of business or lower the price a dollar or so. You can’t have your egg and eat it too.
5) Michael Phelps, I would have the Olympic team, stop counting on him to bring his support team to the rescue (they are leaving him also), and start raising some more pigeons, to see which one will be the easiest to groom for future Olympics. Mike is on a high, leave him be, like Brittney: you can bring a horse to water but you cannot make him drink it unless he’s thirsty: he’s got to see the light by himself, you can’t force feed him indefinitely.
The world is lucky I am not the world leader; I’d would simplify things, a bit, and the above is just a start…!
posted by Dennis and Rosa Siluk @ 8:24 AM
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