Movie Review: “Pirates of the Caribbean 2” it’s not a Treasure by far

Movie Review: “Pirates of the Caribbean 2” it’s not a Treasure by far


I’m not sure how to start this review, the reason being is, I was once told if you got nothing nice to say, don’t say anything, or always say something nice if your going to slam something next. This movie is fragmented, or disjointed throughout its long three-hour worthless scenes.
I don’t necessarily care for Johnny Deep, he is more or less, a moody character, and looks like an over paid pip-squeak; he’s although made a few good movies, and when he makes bad ones he does a great job in the process. This has got to be one of his worse, or almost worse movies he ever made. On my top ten list of bad movies, he got 3rd place, with that movie years ago: Seizers kid, I hated it so bad I pushed its name so far back in my mind I can only come up with the simplest part of its name; this one isn’t much better. He sounds and looks like he’s got a mouth full of crap. Not sure if this movie had a theme or plot or anything, it just went on for three hours, scene to scene, the first hour not making any sense. The dog made a better show than Deep. I think he’s been spending too much time in his French hacienda. Also in the first hour, he didn’t show up for 20-minutes, and when he did, he never said over 10-words the following 40-minutes.
I don’t want to spend all that much time on this review, it is not worth it, it is a dumb and carelessly acted movie for his skills and or perhaps talents, which he didn’t show at all. You would have thought him a third rate actor, except for what he got paid; he seemed like someone trying to come of drugs or something. He was in slow motion, and I suggest he rethink his career plans. What a misuse of money. “Return of Superman,” was better, but not all that much (again you see fragmentation in the beginning; I’m not sure who to blame for that, perhaps the Director).